This happened a little while back. They had called a few times in a row that day, ignoring me when I, annoyed and showing it, told them I wasn’t interested, and that I’m on the DO NOT CALL list and to not call back. Finally, I decided I’d approach the conversation a little differently.
When I first picked up, the guy pitched me as usual leading up to a “free cell phone” offer, which I got reeeaaaaally excited about. He then said he was going to pass me off to a floor manager, who in turn gave the same pitch, received with the same enthusiasm. This happened about 3 times – as my fake accent seemed to slowly shift from an Australian man to a south Indian woman – before I decided that maybe I should record it.
So, I thought I may as well share it with you. Fun way to deal with telemarketers at the end of a stressful day.
Free Cell Phooooone (telemarketer prank)
😀  Fun times.
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